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Alexandre Solorzano

19th Nov 2023

The Wifi Witch of Mexico

In the small village of Mexico, there lived a woman named Rosa. She was known for her knowledge of ancient rituals and traditions. One day, Rosa noticed that the wifi router in her house was not working properly. Determined to fix it, she decided to make an invocation to bring back the strong and stable wifi signal.

A woman performing a ritual with sage leaves in a traditional Mexican house.

Rosa began by gathering all the necessary items for the ritual. She lit sage leaves and let the fragrant smoke fill the room, cleansing the space of any negative energy. With a crystal in her hand, she chanted ancient words passed down by generations of wise women in her family.

As Rosa chanted, she placed the crystal on top of the wifi router, as if infusing it with magical energy. She visualized a powerful, glowing wifi signal enveloping her house and spreading to every corner. With each chant, the signal grew stronger and more stable.

Suddenly, Rosa felt a surge of energy in the room. The wifi router blinked, and a bright light filled the space. She knew her invocation had worked. The wifi signal in her house was stronger and faster than ever before.

News of Rosa's wifi invocation spread throughout the village. People from far and wide came to seek her help with their own wifi problems. Rosa became known as the Wifi Witch, using her knowledge of rituals to bring stable internet connections to everyone in the village.